I’ve unfortunately been sick recently and unable to post, must be something I ate, possible a dodgy FUCKING PICKLE?
I gotta admit it’s Fucking Genius to sell 10,000 NFT’s of My Fucking Pickles that no one gets to see until June 26.
The last 7 day trade of unseen “My Fucking Pickles” has been a mere 313 ETH, roughly USD$600,000.
Made me think of the ultimate Rug Pull NFT Project to be titled “You Fucking ArseHole”. Yes I’m looking for investors, graphic artists, collaborators & anyone who can help to make this a reality.
The Plan is simple, you buy an arsehole NFT and when Bitcoin reaches USD$100,000, your “pucker” magically reveals into a person.
If the NFT project market has taught me anything, it has taught me how to scale to obscene levels. That’s right, 10,000 NFTs are too few, 10x it to 100,000 You Fucking Arseholes NFTs and don’t tell me there’s not that many arseholes in the world?
You guys will buy anything!
Yes, there’s already been multiple exhibitions of butt holes in the traditional art world, trust me and don’t Google it. But there’s nothing original in the NFT world, so let’s work on the who’s who that should be included?
Generative Ass Project
I’d like to make the Elon Musky very rare, maybe only 10 variations (well you shat on Bitcoin didn’t you?)
Of course every “world leader” would be represented in some capacity.
Celebrities, without question.
There has to be a Doge Butt too
Blanks that allow you nominate who the NFT would be of…an ex for example?
All that is obvious, but let’s spice it up a little…..maybe 100 “Mirror” arsehole NFTs, we need specialised CIA level devs to open your computer camera and take a snapshot of the owner of the NFT, lol, wouldn’t that be a surprise?
Now I’m dreaming………
Somebody make this real for me and my fee for the intellectual Property (this brilliant idea) is a mere 100 ETH. Pranksy this has you written all over it….shit, I had better rephrase that? Pranksy you should be able to pull this off with all the skills and know how you have, or at least buy 10,000 NFTs?
I think I still have a FEVER, forgive everything I’ve written and now come to think of it I had better not add any fine NFT artists to this post. Seriously, who would want to be associated with it?
I’ll do a dedicated post on good NFTs soon (when I get better), of good Crypto Artists, who are also affordable and under appreciated.
Meanwhile……
Full disclosure, I do own 1 “My Fucking Pickle”, #7693 and daily I get offers for it, what is wrong with you people. Actually, what is wrong with me? I bought nearly 100 NFTs this last week whilst in a delirious fever and somehow I bought a Pickle….I don’t remember buying a Pickle, but I did, the Blockchain hides nothing.
The other roughly 100 NFTs by 90 or so artists were all brilliant acquisitions, confirmed during moments of lucidity and reflection.
I should be writing about all the wonderful crypto artists I’ve discovered these last few weeks, but instead I’m still rambling on…..